Boob-Lift - The unconscious lifting of ones breasts to check which is fuller. May be done at any time regardless of where you are or whom you're talking to, grocery sackers and priests not withstanding.

Nursing Flip - The action of adjusting you and your baby to make ready for nursing. This means moving your tee-shirt off you butt, doing the "boob-lift", putting the baby in the crook of your arm and unlatching your bra, all in about 15 seconds with no attention taken away from your previous task.

Wet-Nurse Syndrome - The unconscious urge to nurse any fussy baby you happen to be holding. You may be engaged in casual conversation while holding your neighbor's baby, she fusses and you do the "nursing flip", your neighbor looks at you shocked "oh my, she must be hungry" you mumble as you pass her infant back.

Breastmilk Fixes Everything Philosophy - Actually pumping your milk for the stray kitten you found under the rational that of course human milk is better than cow milk for a starving kitten. You may also find yourself using breastmilk for your family's various wounds. got a sore, earache or zit? Put some breastmilk on it, that'll fix it (least that's what they say, can't hurt)

Breast Wrangling - The acrobatics your toddler does while nursing including but not limited to flips, headstands, & taffy-pulls, all while surrounded by relatives who believe that baby should have been weaned months ago. The benefit of this exercise is that you can now nurse your kid while each of you lie on you backs, side-by-side.

Twiddling - What happens if everyone fails to mention that your baby caressing your other breast while nursing is NOT sweet. Never, never let your baby know that you can possibly have two breasts at the same time. Always keep the unused breast covered lest you want your little nursling to use it as her favorite toy. This becomes a habit quick, heed our warning.

The Steal - The act of removing your nipple from your already sleeping baby's mouth so that you may roll over or sneak out of bed for some midnight internet use. Typically takes 2 or 3 tries to succeeded.

Jus' a Sip - When your now walking baby comes to you, lifts your shirt and grabs a drink to refuel him/her for 10 more minutes of play. This helping themselves is a show of independence for them and a show of breast for everyone else in the room.

Car Surfing - what you are doing when you strategically hover your breast over the baby's car seat while daddy drives down the interstate ignoring your butt in the rearview mirror.

Ecstasy Eyes - Picture this, baby is screaming at your feet while you are talking on the phone, cooking dinner and getting a band-aid for your toddler. You finally sit and pick up the baby to nurse and she goes from screaming to rolling her eyes to the back of her head in ecstasy in only a few seconds.

Kneading - the act of dern near maiming your breast tissue while your adorable (and sharp nailed) little one nurses. This can result in your breast looking like you've just nursed a baby kitten.

Taffy Pull - baby so lovingly nurses at your breast then all of a sudden, while super sucking, stretches that said boob out as far is it will go without breaking suction

(I got this in an email from Tonya and they were just too funny not to share here.)



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It's gonna be 9 years!!

Andrew's gonna be 7!!

Kimberly's gonna be 6!!!

Noah's gonna be 4!!!

Micah's gonna be 2!!!

Peanut is due September 15th!!

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